February 2012
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Michael Jackson: Annie are you okay
Annie: I'm fi-
Michael Jackson: ARE YOU OKAY ANNIE
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my mother fell asleep while watching Inception
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM
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lorenzomakesthings replied to your photo: Not sure if gonna upload.
GIMME
Congratulations. You were able to reply during the short existence of that post.
It seems my cinnamon challenge took an unexpected course. Hm.
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YouTube seems to be exploding with videos of the cinnamon challenge
should I
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emptyjerrycan:
hipple:
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lelandjanuska:
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eddsworld:
Animated this on my Cintiq as a test, i’m sorry. Audio by Duke.
EDD DFDHGUUHFSGJHDS
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. GEE-ZUS.
MY LUNGS
ACTUALLY CRYING
O M G
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Scrolling in public
Suddenly butts.
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JUST ANNOUNCED: JKR TO WRITE A NEW NOVEL! →
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Woman in Comedy: A really scary thing happened to...
bannerisms:
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gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this because I don’t think I’ve completely processed how I feel, but I also think maybe this has happened to other women and I should talk about it in as raw a way as possible. I’m still really embarrassed and ashamed and garbled up inside, but maybe this can start a...
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niphredil:
complain about poke war with one person
second person starts one too
Dear everyone who has Kimmy on Facebook,
You know what to do.
Anonymous asked: I think you are the most magnificent human being that exists.
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swimming-under-water replied to your post: swimming-under-water replied to your video: I…
If I’m like a 50’s housewife in any way whatsoever, it’s a close call between my epic baking skills, and my fabulous affinity for aprons. I’d have to go with the former though.
Haha, I will savour that mental image.
metapianycist replied to your video: I tried to make cake in a mug. Using a...
gretchenwienerdogs asked: It's easier to use self-rising flour instead of baking soda. And no need to whisk the egg white, just throw it all in there ;p